That one dad. With all those jokes. Arrgh!!!
It doesn't have to be this way you know. I'm here to help! Here are a list of perfectly terrible camping jokes to level up your game, one disgruntled, irritated side chuckle at a time.
Let the eye-rolling, groaning and cheese begin!
#1 Why did the cheese refuse to go camping? Because it was afraid it wouldn't be able to find its whey back home!
#2 Why did the barista become a camper? They wanted to espresso their love for the outdoors!
#3 Why don't coffee beans ever get lost while camping? Because they're always grounds-oriented!
#4 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
#5 What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
#6 Why did the camp warden quit his job? Because it was always in tents.
#7 What kind of shoes do frogs wear camping during the summer? Open Toad Shoes.
#8 Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired? Because they just finished a 31 day March!
#9 Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip? Because he already had a trunk!
#10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
#11 What did the pine trees wear to the lake? Swimming trunks!
#12 Where does a camper keep his money? In the River Bank!
#13 How do trees access the internet? They log in.
#14 What do you call a camper without a nose or a body? Nobodynose
#15 Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
#16 Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…
#17 Where did the sheep go camping? The Baa-hamas!
#18 What did the lake say to the sailboat? Nothing, it just waved.
#19 What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
#20 How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out? Don’t sleep in it too long!
#21 How do we know that the lake is friendly? It waves everytime!
#22 Why don’t mummies go camping? They’re afraid to unwind.
#23 I got arrested today for putting my arm in a campfire. I got charged with “having a firearm”.
#24 An adventurer was paddling on a lake during Winter. Feeling a bit chilly, he decided to light a fire in his boat. He quickly discovered you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
#25 Why isn’t it relaxing when a couple goes camping? Two in tents. (too intense.)
#26 Why can’t you tell best mate jokes whilst camping? Because they’re inside jokes.
#27 I slept like a log last night, I woke up in the campfire.
#28 Have you heard about the man who went to buy some camouflage tents the other day? He couldn’t find any.
#29 Did you hear about the camper that broke his left arm on his last camping trip? Well, he’s all right now.
#30 What kind of bagels do all the campers eat? A Winnebago.
Let me know what your favourite was! Or even if you have anything new and different.
"That was traumatic. I'm going to need compensation for the eye roll strain."
-J.N. 2024.