Perfect camping jokes for revenge against the dad of the group!

Perfect camping jokes for revenge against the dad of the group!

That one dad. With all those jokes. Arrgh!!!

It doesn't have to be this way you know. I'm here to help! Here are a list of perfectly terrible camping jokes to level up your game, one disgruntled, irritated side chuckle at a time.

Let the eye-rolling, groaning and cheese begin!


#1 Why did the cheese refuse to go camping? Because it was afraid it wouldn't be able to find its whey back home!



#2 Why did the barista become a camper? They wanted to espresso their love for the outdoors!

#3 Why don't coffee beans ever get lost while camping? Because they're always grounds-oriented!

#4 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

#5 What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.

#6 Why did the camp warden quit his job? Because it was always in tents.

#7 What kind of shoes do frogs wear camping during the summer? Open Toad Shoes.

#8 Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired? Because they just finished a 31 day March!

#9 Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip? Because he already had a trunk!

#10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

#11 What did the pine trees wear to the lake? Swimming trunks!



#12 Where does a camper keep his money? In the River Bank!

#13 How do trees access the internet? They log in.

#14 What do you call a camper without a nose or a body? Nobodynose

#15 Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the lake’s bottom.

#16 Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…

#17 Where did the sheep go camping? The Baa-hamas!

#18 What did the lake say to the sailboat? Nothing, it just waved.

#19 What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

#20 How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out? Don’t sleep in it too long!

#21 How do we know that the lake is friendly? It waves everytime!

#22 Why don’t mummies go camping? They’re afraid to unwind.



#23 I got arrested today for putting my arm in a campfire. I got charged with “having a firearm”.

#24 An adventurer was paddling on a lake during Winter. Feeling a bit chilly, he decided to light a fire in his boat. He quickly discovered you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

#25 Why isn’t it relaxing when a couple goes camping? Two in tents. (too intense.)

#26 Why can’t you tell best mate jokes whilst camping? Because they’re inside jokes.

#27 I slept like a log last night, I woke up in the campfire.

#28 Have you heard about the man who went to buy some camouflage tents the other day? He couldn’t find any.

#29 Did you hear about the camper that broke his left arm on his last camping trip? Well, he’s all right now.

#30 What kind of bagels do all the campers eat? A Winnebago.


Let me know what your favourite was! Or even if you have anything new and different.

"That was traumatic. I'm going to need compensation for the eye roll strain."

-J.N. 2024.

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